i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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