I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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