I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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