I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Everything about him screamed your future.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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