And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
