Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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