i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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