It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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