and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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