Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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