Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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