walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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