Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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