I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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