like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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