okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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