I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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