I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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