please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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