If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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