There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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