If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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