Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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