Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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