I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
