He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You're a waste of cheezeits
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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