Pappa wants mamma naked
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
