Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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