I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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