I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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