So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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