Define "chronic" masturbator.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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