remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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