Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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