seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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