I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Do vagina's smell?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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