Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
you made out with another girl for some wings
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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