Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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