We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up