his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong