I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
Its about making memories worth repressing
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.