I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again