whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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Someone came in the potted fern
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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