Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.

(248): View more from Michigan

Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?

(312): View more from Illinois

But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.

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(562): View more from California

glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore

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(315): View more from New York

were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two

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(757): View more from Virginia

apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick

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(904): View more from Florida

Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.

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(217): View more from Illinois

He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..

(1-217): View more from Illinois

YOU would be the Freshman Expirence

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night

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(410): View more from Maryland

The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up

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