That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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