we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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