i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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