Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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