I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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