If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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