so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
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So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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