Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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