Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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