All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in