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(516): View more from New York

this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore

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(540): View more from Virginia

my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged

(703): View more from Virginia

just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit

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(434): View more from Virginia

you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"

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(541): View more from Oregon

I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.

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(+52): View more from Mexico

that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay

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(801): View more from Utah

Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.

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(256): View more from Alabama

i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out

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