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• (707): View more from California

  My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free

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• (646): View more from New York

  So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.

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• (845): View more from New York

  officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now

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