Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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