If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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