1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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