I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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