So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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