I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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