Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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