Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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