Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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