I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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